The Unbearable Sh*teness of Being an Everton Fan


Everton arriving at Craven Cottage in a flotilla of river boats so large the Putney locals compared it to the great Spanish Armada of 1588 and then subsequently losing to relegated Fulham is the most Everton thing to happen in the entire history of Everton.
— Rockcliffe Files (@RockcliffeFiles) April 13, 2019

Ah. Everton.