Everton are reportedly in advanced talks to sign Malcolm from Bordeaux, although sadly he’s a winger which makes most jokes redundant. Except the headline.
The 2017/18 season is not one that will live long in the memory or if it does, it will not be for the right reasons.
Everton manager Marco Silva got his managerial account underway with a rugby score against Austrian side ATV Irdning in one of the most one-sided affairs you’ll see.
Former Everton striker Wayne Rooney says that he would have stayed at Goodison Park if the club had not made it clear that they wanted him to leave this summer.
The impact of VAR on football will continue to be a question that divides opinion amongst the fans.
It was the save heard all over England when Jordan Pickford managed to get a hand to Carlos Bacca’s penalty meaning Eric Dier had a chance to put the Three Lions into a World Cup quarter final for the first time in 12 years.